Sly Nerds Anti-Agency Partnership
A Marketing Partner That
Doesn't Suck To Work With.
90 days of done-for-you marketing. No long-term contracts. No setup fees. A 90-day results guarantee that puts the risk on us.
90-day results guarantee. Cancel with 30 days' notice.
Most agencies sell you hype. Then they invoice you for it.
You're not here because you need more marketing. You're here because you're tired of the way it gets done.
The Typical Agency Experience
- They sold you a strategy deck, then handed you to a junior who ghosted you for three weeks.
- You got billed for 'reporting' that was really just screenshots of Google Analytics.
- Every call started with a new account manager who had no idea what your business actually did.
- The invoice was predictable. The results were not.
The Sly Nerds Experience
- One dedicated partner. No account-manager musical chairs.
- Flat monthly fee. No setup fees, no surprise line items, no 'scope creep' ambush.
- You approve the direction. We handle the execution, reporting, and headaches.
- Month-to-month. If you hate working with us, cancel. No hostage contract.
How the partnership works
One 45-minute kickoff. We audit what's already working, what's broken, and what moves the needle first.
You get a 90-day roadmap with clear priorities, deliverables, and owners. No vague 'phase two' hand-waving.
We ship work every week — not just updates. You get plain-English reporting on leads, sales, and what's next.
Pricing
Scoped to the business, not to a tier
Every engagement gets priced against what the business actually needs. Most start at $2,500 a month — flat, no setup fee, no long-term contract. You get a real number on the first call, not a proposal three weeks later.
What every engagement includes
- Strategy and prioritization across your highest-leverage marketing channel(s)
- Website, landing page, and conversion improvements shipped monthly
- SEO, local search, or paid media management — whichever fits your business
- Plain-English weekly updates and a real monthly readout call
- Direct access to your partner, not a ticket queue
- All creative, copy, and technical execution handled in-house
Real projects. Real numbers.
5+ Years
In the Google 3-Pack
Eco Tint
3.2x
Return on ad spend
Bubble Binz
347%
Traffic increase
Bins Buy Sell
Different industries, same playbook. See all 20+ projects, receipts included.
Real businesses.
Real results.
5.0 · 49 Google reviews “This team is so professional, kind and patient. They are transparent with pricing and skilled at their craft. Communication is quick and I received the finished website in what felt like a blink of the eye. I found them through word-of-mouth and could not be happier with the whole experience.”
Chuck ElliottWeb Design
The guarantee in plain English
We don't expect you to trust us on day one. We expect to earn it.
90-Day Results Guarantee
On day one we agree on one number that defines success — leads, booked calls, or revenue. If we haven't moved it in 90 days, we keep working for free until we do. That number goes in writing before we start.
No Contract, No Setup Fee
Cancel anytime with 30 days' notice. No setup fees, no onboarding charges, no 'implementation' invoice.
Guarantees apply to standard Sly Nerds marketing services. Complex e-commerce builds, custom software, or large paid-media budgets may be scoped separately. Eligibility is confirmed on the kickoff call.
Fifteen minutes tells us both the truth.
No pitch deck. No discovery process. No follow-up sequence hounding you for a month.
Or call us directly at (725) 242-4925.